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Phoenix Miranda
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| Today's Dose of WTF?!! |
[Mar. 16th, 2008|12:37 am] |
Interesting things to attempt to have sex with:
--Lamp post
--Vacuum cleaner (ok so this one's old hat...though claiming you were actually vacuuming your underpants is a new one)
--Bicycle
--Pavement
bow-chicka wow wow (the first one, with linky goodness to the middle two, and a mention for the last) |
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| Today's Dose of WTF?!! |
[Feb. 19th, 2008|02:48 am] |
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Sorry, can't link to this one. All I can do is tell ya what's up.
I've got some local chick hitting on me via Facebook. I find this rather puzzling, seeing as how I'd forgotten to change my relationship status there, and I didn't list myself as looking for a date or relationship anyhow. Daniel keeps saying he wants some of my mojo since I seem to have interested parties coming out of the woodwork as of late, but I said it only works one way so if I gave him some then he'd have GUYS flocking to him.
Apparently I was wrong. Apparently I have both XX- and XY-polarized mojo. But it's mostly XY. Thank goodness-- I'm not gay, but I haven't got problems with people who are. And I don't mind being hit on by girls because it's a compliment, but as long as it doesn't go overboard. It's not my bag, but I have no qualms with people to whom the bag belongs. They're just people, yanno?
Anyhow, I'm gonna see if I can give Daniel my XX-mojo. He needs it; I don't. :D
Anybody interested in the relevant Facebook message exchange?
Also, I keep hearing a quiet "bing" noise, kind of like the sound a radar display makes when the scanner sweeps over an object. Sometimes I hear what sounds like an echo too. But I don't hear it anywhere else in the house. Just my room. Weeeeeeeeeeeeird. |
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| Today's Dose of WTF?!! |
[Feb. 8th, 2008|09:16 pm] |
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Hey everybody. I think I may start something here, called "Today's Dose of WTF?!!" Every time I find something that makes me go WTF?!! (for whatever reason), I will post it here in my LJ, under that title, tagged (of course) "WTF". It may be just one little tidbit, or it may be several, and it may not be every day. But I think it'll be something interesting to do, nonetheless.
Anyway, I have three bits of WTF?!! for you so far today, my cheeky monkeys. I may update this post as Fark gets more links.
1) Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church plan to picket the funerals of the recent tornadoes' victims. This one is courtesy of Fark. Note in the upper right corner, under "Fresh Bread from the WBC Oven," it says "Thank God for the Illinois Mall Shooting" and "Thank God for killer storm." OH EMM EFF JEE. When this asshole dies I want to picket HIS godsdamn funeral. Who's with me?
2) This one, and the one after it, are courtesy of my sister (because she called them up on YouTube for me and a friend of ours). So, without further ado, here is Crazy Indian Video - Buffalaxed! As the submitter notes at the beginning, this is NOT a translation - it's just what English words he thinks it sounds like.
3) And this one is probably best described as The Indian Nipple Song. As in the previous one, this is also what the submitter thinks the lyrics sound like in English.
And that's all I got for you today, cheeky monkeys. Push the hooker on the head! (If you've actually followed the links and WATCHED the videos, then you are now in on a whoooole lot of new inside jokes!)
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EDIT: Whoops, one more for ya!
4) From Fark: British man jailed in Dubai after officials find some pot weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe. I mean, seriously. A microscopic speck of pot. In the tread of his fucking SHOE. You can't even SEE that, much less smoke or sell it! Godsdamn. Yeah, that's all I got for that one.
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